Signs of old age

Have you ever put something somewhere thinking it was a good place to put it so that you wouldn't lose it, but then when you go looking for it in the future, you can't remember anyway? Well, that happened once again. I had a dentist appt today (at 10:30) and rolled out of bed at 10:02. The dentist is about 20 mins away too I might add. So I hurrily get dressed and start looking for my dental insurance card. Know what? I can't find it. I search the kitchen by my laptop. Not there. I search my desk. Not there. By now it's about 10:20 and I can't find the damn card (since this was my first visit, I needed the card). By now, I'm starting to get pissed because I can't find this damn card. All I can remember is that I put it somewhere so I wouldn't lose it and would easily remember where it was.

At some point, mostly out of desperation, I picked up my checkbook while thinking 'it won't be in here because this is a stupid place to put it.' Well, you guessed it. The card was in the back of the checkbook. Why I thought this would be a good place to put it, I'll never know.

It's gonna be one of those days...

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